"I'm very cuddly buddy with lots of puppy kisses for you. I promise to get along with other dogs because I am well socialized. I play hard all day and snuggle all night. I will come home to you up to date on all my shots and de-worming. Bring me home to be the perfect addition to your family! I promise to be on my best behavior when I'm with my new family. I listen carefully and I'm well socialized. I'm just a bundle of joy to have. So hurry and pick me to show off what an excellent puppy you have!"